Spring
Spring Jokes
Spring Traditions
Spring Animals
Spring Activities
100

Some birds do what in the Spring?

A) Fly South

B) Migrate North

C) Ruin the paint jobs of cars

Migrate North

100

Figure out the punchline for this joke: What do you get when two plants kiss?

A) Lilies

B) Tulips

Tulips (or Two-Lips)

100

This is what you get into to cool off at the end of Spring?

A) A hot tub

B) A pool

C) An ice cube

A pool

100

This animal comes out in spring and starts singing.

What is a bird?

100

This is where you go to play different, fun games outside and maybe climb on a playround.

What is the park?

200

How many months are in the Spring season?

A) 3 months

B) 4 months

3 months: April and May, plus half of March and half of June

200

Figure out the punchline for this joke: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A) My stress level

B) An Umbrella

An Umbrella

200

What bunny comes out in Springtime?

The Easter Bunny

200

This animal comes out of hibernation in the Spring.

a. bear

b. squirrel 

c. chipmunk

What is a bear?

200

You do this in water using a pole and bait.

What is fishing?

300

When the Northern Hemisphere is celebrating Spring, the Southern Hemisphere is having what season?

A) Fall

B) Spring

Fall

300

Figure out the punchline for this joke: Why couldn't the flower ride it's bike?

A) It lost it's petals

B) Knock, knock...

It lost it's petals

300

This is what you hunt for on Easter.

What are eggs?

300

This type of animal has litters of harmless, cute, chubby-cheeked babies that will begin to appear in Spring.

a. squirrel 

b. chipmunk

c. prairie dogs

What are chipmunks?

300

This is something many people like do around your home when spring arrives.  

What is spring cleaning?

400

What major holiday occurs in Spring?

A) Christmas

B) Easter

C) Halloween

Easter

400

Figure out the punchline for this joke: What type of bird should you never bring to a bank?

A) A Car-dinal

B) A Rob-in

A Rob-in

400

This what you do to get rid of stuff in the Spring time.

What is a yard sale?

400

This animal is very beautiful on the outside but MEAN on the inside; they are white and have long necks.

What is a swan?

400

This is what many people like to plant around their home in Spring.

What are flowers?

500

What is the first day of Spring called?

A) Autumnal Equinox

B) Spring Day

C) Spring Equinox

Spring Equinox

500

Figure out the punchline for this joke: Which month can't make a decision?

A) A-pril

B) MAY-be

C) MAR-ch

MAY-be

500

This sport begins its season in Spring.

What is baseball?

500

This animal gives birth to a FAWN.

What is a deer?

500

You fly this in the sky by holding a string and running

 A kite