What was Dan's favorite sport before hurting his knee

soccer

What is any hotel

A non-sterile filth-ridden temporary domicile full of medical waste

What is Dan's favorite sport now

Eating

What is a scary golfcart

A terrifying open air electric powered vechicle driven by another person

What is riding an ATV (several other suitable answers)

Are you kidding me, I am not doing that...even with a helmet

What is the scary sun

A giant ball of sheer hell

What is the remote control

Dan doesn't know this,but it is the most bacteria filled thing in a hotel

What is rockclimbing

Most 10 year old girls jump higher than Dan got during this activity

What is drinking in a bar

A dark scary room full of random people consuming various types of mood altering liquid

What is a hotel comforter

An item that will be rubbed on Dan

What is Dan's most sucessful perfromance in an outdoor sporting activity

White water rafting

What is standing on a boat while fishing

A horrific activity involving balance, water, long sticks and sharp metal