Dad
The most frequent way this person disposes of food scraps
Giving them to Moose
The chant this person performed in a Red Robin to an unsuspecting waitress
Rootbeer float! Rootbeer float! Rootbeer float!
The only beverage this person would consume for years
Cold chocolate milk
The name of the character this person created using a cylindrical pillow (100 bonus points for what restaurant she was calling)
Marge (100 bonus points for Chinese restaurant)
The family member who is most likely to sit on a cat
The object that caused this person to get stopped by TSA
Fudge (or was it?)
The object this person incorrectly identified as a road sign
Mailbox
The name of the group competition this person participated in (and went to finals in I think?)
Odyssey of the Mind
The iconic nickname this person gave themselves when running a salon
ZZ (of ZZ's nail salon)
The family member who is most likely to make an inappropriate joke in an airport
Mom
The profession this person originally wanted to pursue
Trucking
The name of the website this person adopted Moose off of (100 bonus points if you know the name of the dog she was originally going to adopt)
Perfect Pocket Beagles (100 bonus points for Ranger)
The name of the book this person co-authored
The value of 1/2 of this person's lip (100 bonus points to correctly identify what year their lip was bit off)
$90,000 (100 bonus points for 2016)
The family member who most recently peed in a public alleyway
Mom
The most frequent answer this person gives to the question 'where are you going?'
Crazy
The embarrassing mistake this person made on one of their first dates with Dad
Stuck her finger into somebody else's sundae
The food item that was once recovered from under this person's bed
Lasagna
The last name of this person's boyfriend
Q
The family member who is most likely to break and enter a building
Mom
The name of the app this person plays
War and Order
The greatest fear of this person
Going to prison for a crime she did not commit
The makeup brand this person once received 100 lipsticks from for Christmas
ColourPop
For 600 points: The name of the juice shop this person worked at in high school (50 pity points if you can at least name where it was located)
Soul Juicin' (50 pity points for below Simply Crepes in the Pittsford Village)
The family member who is most likely to stop the car to pick up a $5 bill from the side of the road
Dad