Letterboxd Reviews!
”Sometimes i, too, cry when I realize that i stabbed myself and not my arch nemesis that i wanted to sleep with who was me in my mind from time t time but also a different person in real life. But only sometimes.“ (5 stars)
What is Black Swan?
This famous actor was allegedly eating more than just peaches…
Who is Armie Hammer?
Its still a mystery to this day how this movie wormed its way onto the Oscars’ Best Picture Nominees list…
What is Don‘t Look Up?
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What is Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?
these girls really know how to throw a punch!
What is Bottoms?
“Really want to try quaaludes.” (41/2 stars)
What is The Wolf of Wall Street?
This famous actress was charged for stealing thousands of dollars worth of luxury clothing…
Who is Winona Ryder?
JGL says a single word in this movie…
What is Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery?
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What is Juno?
An illiterate man with a funny hat gets trapped by his landlord’s rock-solid contract…
What is Wonka?
“The rich get everything, even Superbad on DVD in 2006.” (3 stars)
What is Saltburn?
This actress caused Ellen DeGeneres’ show to be canceled after she “didn’t invite her to her birthday party”…
This movie features one of the most unflattering haircuts I have ever seen, even if it is set in the 1400’s…
What is The King?
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What is Ladybird?
This Amazon Prime release featured a lot of international ”diplomacy”.
What is Red, White, and Royal Blue?
“‘I can fix her’ says a man who is worse” (5 stars)
What is (500) Days of Summer?
This disastrous and puzzling press tour had something called “spitgate”….
What is Don’t Worry Darling?
This movie is a romance between a musician and a young marine and has a whopping 2.2 stars on letterboxd
What is Purple Hearts
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What is The Virgin Suicides?
She’s a “maneater” he says…
What is No Hard Feelings?
“Wish I could erase this film from my mind just so I can watch it for the first time all over again” (4 1/2 stars)
What is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
These two up and coming heartthrob co-stars broke up in 2013 following cheating allegations. This scandal has been mostly forgotten about.
Who are Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson of the Twilight Saga?
This remake of a classic was praised for being less wooden than the original
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What is Amelie?
These boys really know how to throw a punch…
What is The Iron Claw?